What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a lesbian vampire?
Cunt Dracula.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.