What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.