What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.