What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.