What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth? Ground beef
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
