What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!