What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.