What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.