What Do You Call a... jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?

Still no fucking idea.

What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!

What do you call a bloody pig?

HAMorrhage!

What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?

Dik Cok (dick cock)

What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.

What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?

Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.

What do you call a country's booty?

Its bottom line.

What do you call a booty that’s always negative?

A pessimist-cheek.

"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"

"Sofishticated."

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD

What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?

Panera Fade.

What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.

Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?

A: Jewbacca.

What do you call a gay cactus?

A "prick."

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition or addictionary.

What do you call a dog wearing a beret?

Smeargle!

- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"

What do you call a dick that's too small to see?

Tick-tack dick.

What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?

Nose-less.