What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD