What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
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What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.