What Do You Call a...

What Do You Call a... jokes

Cat

What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?

An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.

Clown

What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?

...Ollie the clown!

Knight

What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.

What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.

Bear

What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.

Yeah, that joke was unbearable.

Pig

What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa

Girl

What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.

What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.

Car

What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.

Guy

What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?

Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!

Rapper

What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?

A wrapper with no FILLING.