What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!