What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!