What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.