Weather jokes
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
other ohio meme lol
Wee snaw.
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.
They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
Dews?
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
Have a good summer!
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
I tried to catch fog, I mist...
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"