What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Have a good summer!
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
I tried to catch fog, but I mist.
Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny weather, a pleasant place to visit as a family. Don't you think they are not evil creatures, and do you think they have them?
"No, there are no ghosts or evil creatures." You can say that, but don't be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that's not real. WRONG. Gina's real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that's why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know, right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on Instagram, Facebook, and the worst jokes on the site.
Gina Claw Scare loved fire, which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time!
They buried her on a lawn in the forest that caught fire. "HARSH MAN!" I know, right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone's screaming, and then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER.
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
