What Do You Call A Cleaning Skeleton
The Grim Sweeper
Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.
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Jesus and his friend went fishing they both cast the line out and both of them get a bite but Jesus's friend misses and says "damn I missed" jesus said "that's a bad sentence to say if you say it 3 time something bad will happen to you" they cast it out again and both get a bite and Jesus's friend misses again and says "damn I missed" jesus replied "if you say that one more time something bad will happen" they cast out again and Jesus's friends line snaps and he says "damn I missed" jesus said "that's the last time something bad will happen" the biggest thunder storm ever seen appeared and a lightning bolt struck jesus and a voice came from the clouds "damn I missed"
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes
openheimer
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals. In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky. The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud"
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
why is the sun mad at the clouds?The clouds keep throwing shade.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she dissappear's, its a beatiful sunny day.
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work? Because it was on strike.
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
little johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over, as she dose she is met by the principal. they go into his office and the principal say "your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." the mother responds "he is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? bring him in here." a boy walks in and johnnys mother says "this isnt my son, bring him in here i would like a word with him." the principal replies "ma'am, this is clouds." the mother feints
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king? Our souls will rain forever.
At least he got D.L.A. Disability Living Allowance so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
I can cry but I don't have eyes i can fly but i don't have wings who am i?
A cloud
What's an old Japanese mans last words
hey that cloud looks like a mushroom or is it just me
(only Ninjago fans understand XD) if you look outside, and its really windy, its really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, cause it has to be Morro! XD
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to heaven. God had not built a ramp yet......or an escalator.
a cow was walking down the road and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky so it said "that is an a-moo-zing cloud'
