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What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud

why is the sun mad at the clouds?The clouds keep throwing shade.

A man and a women are watching clouds together. The man says, “hey that one looks like a giraffe!”. The women agrees and says, “that one looks like a elephant!”. The man sits up and says, “ that one looks like a mushroom.”

When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud

a cow was walking down the road and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky so it said "that is an a-moo-zing cloud’