What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
why is the sun mad at the clouds?The clouds keep throwing shade.
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shades.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser
search up “clout meaning” if you don’t get it
I can cry but I don’t have eyes i can fly but i don’t have wings who am i?
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid’s mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It’s got hair all over. But I think it’s missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman’s crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn’t slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that’s snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
friend: what fly’s and cry’s
you: a cloud
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in heaven
a cow was walking down the road and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky so it said "that is an a-moo-zing cloud’
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king? Our souls will rain forever.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud
three scientists are doing an experiment, they are trying to find out what happens when you stick a cork in an elephants ass. in the lab they each look at each other and decide that they should hire a monkey to do it. the monkey sticks the cork up the elephant’s ass and the scientists wait three weeks.
the monkey pulls out the cork and all three scientists go back and discus what they saw. the first one, standing one mile away, says all he could see was a wave of brown then it all went black, the second, standing two miles away, said the same, the third, who was standing three miles away, said all he could see was the other two get consumed by a massive cloud of brown.
A man and a women are watching clouds together. The man says, “hey that one looks like a giraffe!”. The women agrees and says, “that one looks like a elephant!”. The man sits up and says, “ that one looks like a mushroom.”
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I did a walk today but it was good for Tyler I was just a good time to sleep good I got yyy night and a night