Wear jokes
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house. At least then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious.
Joshua White loves blue, A simple truth, tried and true. In his pocket, only six, Yet each penny a valued fix.
With eyes that seek the azure skies, He dreams of places that mesmerize. A palette of blues, a symphony of hues, Whispering secrets only he can choose.
His heart beats to the rhythm of the sea, Where waves crash, wild and free. In sandy shores, he finds solace rare, A momentary escape from life's daily wear.
In cerulean fields, flowers dance, Their vibrant petals, a timeless romance. He wanders through meadows, devoid of strife, Seeking solace in nature's vibrant life.
Joshua White, a soul of gentle grace, Embracing the world at his own pace. Though his pockets hold a mere six, His spirit soars, never to be fixed.
For in the depths of his azure dreams, The richness of life's tapestry gleams. And with every breath, he finds anew, That love is boundless, ever true.
My dad: You better wear flip-flops everywhere.
Suicidal son: Goes to crack alley.
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."