Wear jokes
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
Memes
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
What is an owl that wears armor?
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!