Wear Jokes

Girl:Can we visit Grandma this weekend Mother: Sure five year old: Look mommy! Two People and they're wearing rope necklaces!

I wear a nose on my forehead

if someone wears black say "If you see someone wears black , they always be emo

Why does batman only wear Black Because he's Emo

what did the tissue wear?

a shoo

Me: Sister are you wearing makeup? My sister wearing all the worlds makeup* Sister: Just a little

a girl comes home finds her dad and 4 year old brother on the sofa she says dad why is he wearing that face mask the dad buckles his belt and says theirs more for you hunny

Rate my outfit (not me wearing his jacket 0-0 )

joe mama roast

Tell me 10 best yo-mama jokes
1. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow
raincoat, people shout "taxi!"
2. Yo mama is so old, when she was in school,
history was called current events.
3. Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a
bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
4. Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to
pay attention.
5. Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophies.
6. Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of
her.
7. Yo mama is so stupid, she brought a spoon to
the Super Bowl.
8. Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-income
family is where your spouse works two jobs.
9. Yo mama is so clumsy, she could trip over a
cordless phone.
10. Yo mama is so slow, when she ran the 100-
meter dash, she finished in the next Olympics.

I always wear puma, put ma ballz in your mouth

when ur excited to finally see ur sister, and then u realize shes wearing ur cloths

why do Asians don’t wear contacts.... CAUSE THEY CANT FITT

by Roni Cung

Friend: I got bit Other friend: By what? Friend : A dog Other friend :( Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies )

My friend and I were at the mall, and decided to try on some necklaces. He said l think you should get the one over there, I do, I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it, I asked him did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?

What is black and white and sits in a tree? A fridge wearing a leather jacket XD

English spelling at its finest.

just-shower-thoughts
You can't spell advertisements without semen
between the tits.
ki-adi-money
What in the fuck did I just read?
clarknokent
Not all heroes wear capes

im that girl

Here's to the girls:
To the girls who don't
wake up with perfect hair.
Who don't mind eating a Big Mac
instead of a salad. Who don't
wear 50 pounds of makeup.
Who'd rather spend the day in
sweatpants than skinny jeans.
Who love the comfort of T-shirts.
Who don't get all the guys.
Who's not "popular"
but feels like it
when they're with their
friends. Who stick to
sneakers instead of heels.
Who aren't way. Who don't
get everything they want.
Who doesn't need a guy to
tell them that they are beautiful.
OO

me:*gives her 5 dollars* climb that flag pole cute female:*takes the money and goes up the flag pole* is this good me:hell yeah thats a nice veiw *next day* heres 10 dollars if u do it again *she goes up there* me:hows the veiw *she goes home and her mom sees the money* her mom:where u getting this money her daughter:i climbed a flagpole her mom:you know he just want u to to see ur panties right *she goes back and does it again but doesnt wear panties* me:holy shit ;-; her mom:did u do it again her daughter:dont worry mom he didnt get to see my panties her mom:...

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and

pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,

very, closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"