Wear jokes
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
We forge the chains we wear in life.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.
Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."