Weapon jokes
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
Nunchucks!
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
Spread the cat gun.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.