Weapon jokes
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
Spread the cat gun.
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
Nunchucks!
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
A B C D E F GUN.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.