Weapon jokes
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
A B C D E F GUN.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Memes
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
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Spread the cat gun.
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How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.