Weapon jokes
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
Memes
▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
Spread the cat gun.
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
A B C D E F GUN.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!