Weapon jokes
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
I threw a boomerang years ago. Now I live in constant fear.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.