Clip jokes
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
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Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
A dog was in the vet's waiting room and another dog asked, "What are you here for?"
"Well, my owner was looking under her bed for something while naked and I couldn't resist, so I mounted up and screwed her senseless."
"Oh, so you're here to get neutered?"
"Nah, I'm just getting my nails clipped."
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.
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