Weapon jokes
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
"Knife to meet you all!"
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
Bomb.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"