What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
"Knife to meet you all!"
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
Bomb.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
