How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
Iβm not racist. I just have black guns.
When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
A B C D E F GUN
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? You pull the pin and throw it back!
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
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Spread the cat gun.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What's a lesbians favorite weapon? A fingers gun
