Weapon jokes
A B C D E F GUN.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.