Weapon jokes
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and it’s pointing at you.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.