During WWI and WWII the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches, I bet they really dig that weapon
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None, because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
*guy feels something on his back* “oh god, please let that be a rifle” “Nope. I’m just real happy to see you”
What do you call a country with nukes? Abomination.
I walked into a store and I pointed a stick to the roof and i said"this is a stick up"
What should you use to battle a T-Rex? A dino-sword.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
