Weapon jokes
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says, "Who the fuck's been fucking my wife?" The room goes silent. The guy in the back finishes his beer and says, "You ain't got enough bullets."
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.
Damn, I love being a sniper.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
"Knife to meet you all!"
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.