Weapon jokes
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
A B C D E F GUN.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.