Finger Gun jokes

What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?

A finger gun.

When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!

What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?

A finger-gun👉👌

I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

I don't like the word "gun".

Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.

What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?

When you have a gun in your hand.