Water jokes
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
So, a man goes to church and is dipped in water three times by a Priest as he says, "From now on your name is Michael, and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol."
Soon after, the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips the beer can in the water three times while saying, "From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol."
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
What does a glass of water ask a pond?
"Water you doing?"
What does the pond answer?
"Pondering life."
What is the opposite of salt water?
Pepper water.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.