What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
That dam looks damn cool!
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party.
She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea, her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!"
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
what is sharks favourite day chewsday
why do orphin's have water with there ceral because the dad never came back with the milk
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
