Chocolate Milk jokes

What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?

The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.

Does chocolate milk come from black cows?

What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.

What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.

I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.