Chocolate Milk jokes
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
Cherish you chocolate milk.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
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Strawberry or chocolate milk? 🥛