Chocolate Milk

Chocolate Milk jokes

Difference

What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?

The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.

Diarrhea

What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.

What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.

Memes

Chocolate Milk memes

African

I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.

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    Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

    Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.

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    • Oreo

    Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?

    Because daddy never came back home with the milk.

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    • Milk

    What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?

    Spoiled milk.

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    hello friends. um, i like noodles, i like chocolate milk. i love to fly. i also love anything water related. Whales. Dolphins. Sharks. Stingrays. Jellyifish. i like to watch sci fi stuff. come talk to me, im bored and am super introverted.

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