Water jokes
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"
Here me out this would be a sad movie
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool? The dry bear.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division? Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.