Water jokes
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
That dam looks damn cool!
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!