Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
Water Jokes
I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
