Water

Water Jokes

Demon

Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.

Friend

I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"

Pond

What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?

"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)

Guy

This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.

His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.

The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.

Fat

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.

Orphan

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because the dad never came back with the milk.

Pirate

Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?

They just wash up on shore.

Jack

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

Bin Laden

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

Great white

Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?

because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!

Hippo

What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?

Hippo-POT-amus!