Water jokes
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
That dam looks damn cool!
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
Is water wet?
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.