Water jokes

My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.

Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?

Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore.

Why can't you get water in the North Pole?

Because there is no well.

Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?

Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!

If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.

What is a fish without i's?

Fsh.

What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?

The cheetah became spotless!

What did the priest say during the christening?

"So anyway, I started blasting!"

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

Guys, I'm back...

Here's my joke:

What is blue and red all over?

Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.

"Water exists."

Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"

Why are fish smart?

They live in a school.

Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.

Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.

This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.

"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"

Where do golf players practice?

Near a gulf.