Water jokes

"Water exists."

Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"

What was the last thing that went through PH's head?

Water and smoke.

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.

Guys, I'm back...

Here's my joke:

What is blue and red all over?

Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.

Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?

Why can't you get water in the North Pole?

Because there is no well.

Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore.

If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?

Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?

Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!

If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.

Why are fish smart?

They live in a school.

Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.

Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.

Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.

"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"

Where do golf players practice?

Near a gulf.

Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.

What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?

Mandachlorian.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing. It just "waved!"

Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.