Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didnβt stay long. Thereβs something fishy about that place.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
My last relationship ended because I didnβt open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
Whatβs the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?