Water

Water Jokes

Cap

If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.

Towel

If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?

Aquarium

Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?

Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!

Chocolate

This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.

Condom

Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.

Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.

Ocean

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing. It just "waved!"

Seizure

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw in some laundry...

Whale

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

Trick

When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...

Aquarium

I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.

Dog

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.

Relationship

My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.

Lead

What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?

Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.

Teeth

What happens to teeth when they go in water?

Bro, I dunno, they get wet?