Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
My last relationship ended because I didnβt open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
Whatβs the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.