Water jokes

Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?

It might turn into ICE.

Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?

What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?

Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.

My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.

Why do high tides come up so high?

Because they come up to say hi.

What happens to teeth when they go in water?

Bro, I dunno, they get wet?

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.

I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.

Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.

Why can't you get water in the North Pole?

Because there is no well.

What did the priest say during the christening?

"So anyway, I started blasting!"

What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?

The cheetah became spotless!

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

What was the last thing that went through PH's head?

Water and smoke.

Guys, I'm back...

Here's my joke:

What is blue and red all over?

Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing. It just "waved!"

If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?

Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?

Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!

If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.

What is a fish without i's?

Fsh.