You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath and the water in the bath rises.
whats the difference between mars and africa. mars has water.
what do fish smoke? a puffer
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
why did the dinosaur take a bath? so it can get ex-stinked
Knock Knock, Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you waiting for just let me in!
how to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a dehydration vaccine.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three
I said to the fish I have dam
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!? I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
why do orphin's have water with there ceral because the dad never came back with the milk
It squrted in my eye god dammit
How does Moses make his tea? He Brews!!!
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
why did the melon jump into the lake? it wanted to be water melon.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Me : “You guys wanna know a cool fact?” Friend 1 : “Yeah” Friend 2 : “Yea” Me : “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.” Friend 3 : “I love anime.” Friend 1 & 2 : “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Me : *Laughs at Friend 3*
I was making holy water and my girlfriend walked in saying what are you doing and I said making holy water and she said how are you making holy water I'm boiling the h#ll out of it
