Water jokes
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Goosebumps
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.