Water jokes

Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?

It might turn into ICE.

When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...

Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.

What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?

Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.

My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.

I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.

Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?

Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.

Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore.

Why do high tides come up so high?

Because they come up to say hi.

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.

Why can't you get water in the North Pole?

Because there is no well.

What happens to teeth when they go in water?

Bro, I dunno, they get wet?

What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?

The cheetah became spotless!

What is a fish without i's?

Fsh.

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?

Mandachlorian.

Guys, I'm back...

Here's my joke:

What is blue and red all over?

Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

What was the last thing that went through PH's head?

Water and smoke.