Iceberg Jokes

Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg": "I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing with out a few ice Bergs".

icebergie is a randy

the titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg

Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it... - Iceberg 1912

“The Totanic is unsinkable!”iceberg-challeng excepted

Yo mama so fat... She's the iceberg who sunk the titanic!

Obama, Trump and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.

Obama: This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children! Trump Screw the women and children! Clinton: Do you think we have time...?

Smash or pass Smash said the iceberg TItanic:...

What did one iceberg say to the iceberg as the titanic went by? I’d smash that

Yo mama was so big she was iceberg that sunk the titanic

Why did the Titanic sink it's because they didn't want the icebergs candy

Why did the titanic sink because he saw a iceberg selling candy

yo mommas so fat, she was the iceberg in the titanic.

A wild Iceberg appears. Go titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt The attack misses Titanic Faints

Luisa: the ship doesn't swerve as it heard how big the iceberg is

Captain of the titanic: wait what did you say

3 minutes later

Why didn't I listen to the strong one

yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in titanic.

People in 1912: The titanic is unsinkable! Iceberg: hold my beer

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors fault like this: Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: yeah? Sailor 1: you see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: yeah. Sailor 1: you know what would be pretty funny

The Titanic before iceberg be like: we can't go under it, we gotta go through it!

Yo Mama is so FAT, It wasn't an iceberg that sank it, She was called, "THE MAMABERG"