Iceberg

Iceberg Jokes

Accident

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

Titanic

If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.

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  • Titanic

    My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha

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  • Titanic

    People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."

    God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"

    Titanic

    A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)

    Toilet Paper

    Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.

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  • Trump

    Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.

    Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"

    Trump: "Screw the women and children!"

    Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"

    Titanic

    What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?

    "I'd smash that."