Iceberg jokes

Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?

A: I'd hit that.

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha

If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.

People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."

God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)

Do you want to play Titanic?

When I say iceberg, you go down on me.

Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"

Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.

How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.

Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.

I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?

Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.

Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"

Trump: "Screw the women and children!"

Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"

What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?

"I'd smash that."

Smash or pass?

"Smash," said the iceberg.

TItanic:...

If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.

Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?

Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.

What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?

Ice, Ice Baby!!

What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people.