Iceberg jokes
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Why did the Titanic sink? It loved the iceberg!
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
RTG iceberg?
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.