What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
Hey, listen up! So, you know how bears usually like water, right? But this joke is funny 'cause the bear that pushes everyone into the pool is called "the dry bear" because he's not getting wet himself. Get it? It's like calling a tall person "shorty" – it's the opposite of what you expect. Sometimes I can't even believe you're a homo sapien.