War jokes
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Here comes the sun Do Do Do Do
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.