War jokes

Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?

Because it was over 18 years old.

What was one cool thing about Hitler?

He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?

Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?

A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.

What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.

Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)

What do you call a country with nukes?

Abomination.

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

Two of my grandpas died in WW2.

Their tower fell over.

So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.

If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.

It was just a big hunter killer drone.