War jokes
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
Here comes the sun Do Do Do Do
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).