"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
Why did hitler die? he got hit by ler
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
