War jokes
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
Here comes the sun Do Do Do Do
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.