War jokes
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
My granddad killed Hitler.
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?
Everywhere.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?