War jokes
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
Memes
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)