War jokes
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
Here comes the sun Do Do Do Do
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.