Escape

Escape Jokes

Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

Reports say there's a small medium at large!

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Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.

I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,... That's a little condescending šŸ˜Š

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A cement mixer has Ā­collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; ā€œWell, thatā€™s a little condescending.ā€

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