My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due his skill in disappearing.
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran
where did sally go when the bomb exploded?
everywhere
Where did jonny go during the bombing Everywhere
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail and the news said there a small medium at large.
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German.
[being buried alive]
murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,... That's a little condescending š
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
i saw a cuban prisoner i asked why are you running from the cops he said IM FREE AT LAST.
why did helen kellers cat run away? i would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso
A cement mixer has Ācollided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
What is the movie orphans relate to the most? Spider-Man: No way home
how did Aby get away from mr. ryan in iran. he ran
My father is like Houdini, when he heard his girlfriend was pregnant he disappeared.
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; āWell, thatās a little condescending.ā
where did lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere
