War jokes
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
Memes
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.