War jokes
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.