War jokes
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.