War jokes
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.