War jokes

Russia: "Silence."

Ukraine: Help...

What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"

Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?

He ended with a Black Handed bang.

Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?

What was the last thing that went through PH's head?

Water and smoke.

"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."

Apex Legends: exists.

Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."

My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳

What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"

Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?

There, there, over there, and over here too.

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

Teacher: Tell me a moral story.

Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.

Teacher: What is the moral even?

Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.

When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.

What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?

Afgan-I-Stand.

1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.

What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?

They both drop.

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.

Why did I kill?

Because I'm dumb.

Are you the Twin Towers?

Because I want to smash you.