What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
War Jokes
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
