War jokes
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
A song about yellow and blue beans.
Engines shut off when accelerating, Babu is wearing a hat and gloves. Rain is like honey. Bob remembered the sentence as best he could. Latex Master has reached the ninth level. These are weapons of atheism in the narrow sense.
Long live the world! Cars, cars everywhere! Bob Perselbaum resisted. It quickly turns yellow and blue. Little Roach, look, Bob, of course!
Glory comes and loss is great. Three types of copper filling. The stairs are covered with lego pieces, Take a closer look at the snowman, a type of flowering plant. There is no science that saves time from fog. "The war against slavery!" - The Complete Guide to Bob Fuller.
Long live the world! Cars, cars everywhere! Bob Perselbaum resisted. It quickly turns yellow and blue. Hang a laminate. Bob, that's right!
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?
Everywhere.
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War