War jokes
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
Memes
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.