War jokes
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.