War jokes
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.