War jokes
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
Husband: Dammit, Alice! I'm your husband, and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you!
Wife: Go to hell, Bob! I'm leaving!
Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.