War jokes
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Memes
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.