War jokes
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.