Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
War Jokes
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
