War jokes
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Memes
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.