War jokes
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Memes
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?
Everywhere.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.