War jokes
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Memes
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.