War jokes
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.