War jokes
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Memes
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.