War jokes
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.