War jokes
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?
Everywhere.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.