War jokes
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
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Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.