Mustard Gas jokes
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
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What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
