Mustard Gas jokes
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
