Mustard Gas jokes
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
