War jokes
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.