War Jokes

What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

What can an Olympic runner do that hitler cant. Finish a race

Women: “Men used to go to war now they go to clubs” Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked now it’s $3.99”

why are Japanese peoples eyes so squinted.

Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is..

A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"

My grandpa was amazing. He killed hitler

Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"

What first went through sally's mind when the Nazis came? - a bullet

i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there

I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.

What war did Africa not win? The water fight.

Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.

I can’t watch anime anymore when my friends grandpa is in the house

He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war

I took an hour long shower, the german officers were looking at me kinda scared.

Why was Hitler bad at math?

He could only count to nein.

Q - What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war? A - Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.

Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "The're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes."

Drop me in afghanistan with a dodge challenger super stock, a mexican named jose, a 6 pack of dr.pepper, a golden scar, a pack of chimichangas and a M4A1 and ill have the taliban saying the pledge of allegence in 4 hours.