After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
Q - What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war? A - Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
How did the British lose the war of 1812
They were out Britshed
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of. You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
Elderly man: can I get a discount please, I fought in world war 2..
Cashier: sure!
Elderly man: danke
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during world war two. He was an officer. Me: Cool, what rank of officer? Jim: SS. Me: ...
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Cause half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
What do you call darth vader when he dies a black alien
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
to do list
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
what do u call a war dodo named bob in ww2 and he came from mars , BRUNO MARS
A American goes on a British bus after being in war he wants to sit down so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down but there is a old woman on the seat with her dog in the next the man says will you move your dog the lady says oh you Americans always so demanding and she says to sit some where else he goes through and finds no seats so now he at the back again this time he throws the dog out the window and sits down the man in front says you Americans always do things wrong first yoy drive on the wrong side of the road then hold you knife and fork wrong and you threw the wrong bitch out the window