War jokes
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Memes
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.