War jokes
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.