War jokes
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.