War jokes
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.