War jokes
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
Memes
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!