War

War Jokes

Eye

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.

Iraq

I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.

Bomb

Why is America better than Japan at rapping?

Because we're better at dropping bombs.

Jap

What did the little boy say to the fat man?

How many Japs did you get?

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  • Grandpa

    My grandpa killed 100 German soldiers; he was the worst German pilot ever.

    Anime

    I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.

    He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.

    March

    My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.

    Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"

    Atomic Bomb

    Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?

    From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.

    Shower

    I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.

    Taliban

    If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.

    Missile

    A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.

    American

    How does an American know that his time has come?

    He starts hearing Vietnamese.

    Taliban

    Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.

    Bomb

    What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

    You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.

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  • Bob Ross

    Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"

    Hitler

    Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?

    He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.