Q: How tall was Hitlers grass A: *Hitler salute* about this high
bro ww2 was jus a joke
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!" Japan: "We are the ammo."
if Germany is the father land and Russia is the mother land would WII just be domestic violence
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don't ask me, i just fly the drone.
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2 He never talks about it.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
if anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that cod modern warfare mission 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq they asked if I could drive the car
My dad killed hitler
what do u call a war dodo named bob in ww2 and he came from mars , BRUNO MARS
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What do you call a retreat in war? A back up plan
You know when women clean their nails with chemicals no one cares but when hitler tries to clean poland with chemicals everyone goes crazy
women need to be in the kitchen
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII. My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler. Me: *Relizes*
When Kim jong-un said nuke the chinese, he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
