My granddad killed hitler
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended world war II
My cousin asked me "What do you think was going through Hitlers mind right before he died"
I told him "Probably a bullet"
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
God:who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven Hitler:👌👌👌👌 God:😩😩😩😩
what song did people in Hirosima listen to?
"here comes the sun"
Why was Hitler broke? The gas prices are outrageous
Why does hitler hate golf he would end up in a bunker
Two guys watching a war movie at a Bar are talking , one says to the other. " The Nazi's starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war". The other says " my Dad died in a camp as well...he broke his neck" First guy says " how did he break his neck?" Second guy says " He fell out of the Guard Tower".
So some ants in a colony go to war. they want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants. they start barging into home's to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home and the lady-ant goes "Hey. why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants reply with "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house"
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot”
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best piolot in iraq
someone at my school the other day said the whoever killed hittler was a hero. whos going to tell him?
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi
What kind of mask are you warring?
An Elon Mask!
My Japanese friend told me a Peral Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Why is the Champs dElysees in Paris lined with trees? Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-a-war?
A: pulled pork
