Why was Hitler broke? The gas prices are outrageous
what is an orphans favorite quote in star wars? "I am your father"
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
What do you call darth vader when he dies a black alien
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best piolot in iraq
My cousin asked me "What do you think was going through Hitlers mind right before he died"
I told him "Probably a bullet"
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi
someone at my school the other day said the whoever killed hittler was a hero. whos going to tell him?
My Japanese friend told me a Peral Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
I’m telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
to do list
Why is the Champs dElysees in Paris lined with trees? Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
When a women removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye. But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
So if Russia was the motherland in Germany was the fatherland what that mean? The western front is domestic violence
You may not rest, there are monsters nearby”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war
“The naked man fears no pickpocket” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"It's not a war crime if you win the war" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
hitler was a good man because after all he did kill hitler
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield
