Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Women: “Men used to go to war now they go to clubs” Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked now it’s $3.99”
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friends grandpa is in the house
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
I took an hour long shower, the german officers were looking at me kinda scared.
How does an American know that his time has come? He starts hearing Vietnamese.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "The're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes."
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf? He kept getting stuck in the Bunker
I’m telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution
Drop me in afghanistan with a dodge challenger super stock, a mexican named jose, a 6 pack of dr.pepper, a golden scar, a pack of chimichangas and a M4A1 and ill have the taliban saying the pledge of allegence in 4 hours.
why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because its a battlefield
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that If you ever feel useless...
Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, Trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with...
the Taliban
The Average French Car has 7 Gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back
1 like=1 more missile aimed at a hospital
What do you call a retreat in war? A back up plan
(one of my friends gave me this) Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather. Chloe says "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic" John says "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler"
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common? They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
