War jokes
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.