War

War Jokes

Day

What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"

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  • Race

    What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?

    Finish a race.

    Drone

    What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

    The drone guy didn't know either.

    Condom

    Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?

    So gay people can play Star Wars.

    Adolf Hitler

    A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

    I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.

    Stereotype

    I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.

    Terrorist

    What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?

    They can blow themselves up.

    Bomb

    Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"

    Abortion

    Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.

    Social change

    Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”

    Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”