What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
