Cowabunga Pearl Harbor

Alright listen up, nimrod! So, Germany was all like, "We got this war thing covered, just as long as the US of A stays out of it." Then comes Japan, all "Cowabunga It Is!!" while bombing Pearl Harbor. See, it's funny 'cause Japan did the opposite of what Germany wanted and brought America right into the freaking war! You probably think "cowabunga" is just something turtles say, which means you flunked history class!