Why did Hitler stop playing Golf? He kept getting stuck in the Bunker
How did the British lose the war of 1812
They were out Britshed
why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because its a battlefield
1 like=1 more missile aimed at a hospital
Elderly man: can I get a discount please, I fought in world war 2..
Cashier: sure!
Elderly man: danke
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of. You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during world war two. He was an officer. Me: Cool, what rank of officer? Jim: SS. Me: ...
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather. Chloe says "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic" John says "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler"
The Average French Car has 7 Gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
My granddad killed hitler
i feel sad for orphans the cant watch star wars bc its parental guidance
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended world war II
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
what song did people in Hirosima listen to?
"here comes the sun"
God:who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven Hitler:👌👌👌👌 God:😩😩😩😩
Why does hitler hate golf he would end up in a bunker
(one of my friends gave me this) Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
