World War II Discount

  • Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.

    Cashier: Sure!

    Elderly man: Danke.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny 'cause the old dude says he fought in World War II to get a discount, right? But then he says "danke," which is German for "thank you." World War II, dingus, Germany was the enemy! Get it? You probably don't, you're dumb.

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