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An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like “it’s an elevator not a lift” and “it’s chips not crisps” etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted “they’re schools, not shooting ranges”.

What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

The American salute start’s with your hand being facing flat towards the ground on your head. The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American Salute. The French salute starts your hands in the air. The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.

An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, ¨You look like a million pounds!¨ The wife divorced him.

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually

Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!

How did the British lose the war of 1812

They were out Britshed

Roses are red,my name is Dan…tdm,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!

why do they put barcodes on the ships in norway why? so when they come into port they can scan-de-navian

What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?

Nothing