An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, ̈You look like a million pounds! ̈ The wife divorced him.
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator not a lift" and "it's chips not crisps" etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted "they're schools, not shooting ranges".
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next time u see a Brit, go up to them and say:
Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston'
How did the British lose the war of 1812
They were out Britshed
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
why do they put barcodes on the ships in norway why? so when they come into port they can scan-de-navian
After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter.... ... from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
370HSSV 0773H
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.
BLM British Lives Matter
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: we threw your tea in the ocean. 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: our towers didn’t explode.😎
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
Asians love it when a british person says "Rice"!
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Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers
What do British politics and transgender people have in common? - Both aren't what they used to be...
why cant british people play chess
because they lost their queen
