The Importance of Commas

“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.

“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.

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Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, smooth-brain. Explain Bear here. That tiny little mark called a comma is the only thing keeping you from being a drug dealer instead of a serial killer. You would know that if you spent less time drooling and more time in English class. Punctuation saves lives, and you are barely literate.

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