Police Brutality jokes
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
Wanna hear a joke?
Police brutality.
Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
What's black and white and red all over? A police brutality case.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.
I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
What happens if you look in the mirror and say fentanyl 3 times? You'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
How many cops does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, they’ll just beat the Black out of the room.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.