Police Brutality jokes
How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?
None, he fell.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
What happens if you look in the mirror and say fentanyl 3 times? You'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
Why is Black Panther every cop's worst nightmare?
He is a bulletproof black man.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for being black.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.