Police Brutality jokes
What happens if you look in the mirror and say fentanyl 3 times? You'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.
Wanna hear a joke?
Police brutality.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.