Police Brutality jokes
I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.