Police Brutality jokes

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.

How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just beat the room for being black.

Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.

Friend: How dark is your humor?

Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.

All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.

I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.

Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.

What's black and white and red all over?

A police brutality case.

How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?

Push?! He fell...

Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.

What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?

When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.

What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?

"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"

R.I.P. Floyd.

Damn, that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.