Wanna jokes
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?