Wanna jokes
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."