I told my lesbian friends, "I wanna watch," so they bought me a Timex®.
It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
I Wanna Watch
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, smooth-brain. The guy wanted to be a creep and witness some action, but his friends trolled him with a literal timepiece. The joke hits because Timex had an old slogan about 'taking a licking.' It's a pun on lesbian sex and a clock brand. You probably still struggle with analog clocks, don't you?
Comments (1)
Jagged Zonkey
No idea, I just saw "for the best time call +1 613-745-1576" and made a few assumptions. Hopefully I'm not behind the times?