I Wanna Watch

I told my lesbian friends, "I wanna watch," so they bought me a Timex®.

It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, smooth-brain. The guy wanted to be a creep and witness some action, but his friends trolled him with a literal timepiece. The joke hits because Timex had an old slogan about 'taking a licking.' It's a pun on lesbian sex and a clock brand. You probably still struggle with analog clocks, don't you?

Comments (1)

Jagged Zonkey

7 hours ago

No idea, I just saw "for the best time call +1 613-745-1576" and made a few assumptions. Hopefully I'm not behind the times?

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