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You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

I sexually identify as kilometers per second.

Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).

Wanna know something the orphan could never do?

Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"

Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."

You learn from the best.

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.

A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"

She says, "I'm going to jump!"

The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"

The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"

The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."

What do you say to a black midget?

Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.

My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didn’t wanna commit suicide. I told him if you jump and yell "parkour," it’ll just be a failed stunt.

Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”

Friend 1: “Yeah.”

Friend 2: “Yea.”

Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”

Friend 3: “I love anime.”

Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*

You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.

Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.