Wanna jokes
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they wanna feel wanted.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Wanna see my pp again?
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"
Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."
You learn from the best.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.
A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to jump!"
The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"
The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?