Wanna jokes
A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.
A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to jump!"
The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"
The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didn’t wanna commit suicide. I told him if you jump and yell "parkour," it’ll just be a failed stunt.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
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OMG, you wanna hear a joke?
Nah, I don't care.