Walk jokes
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
I did a good walk and I...
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.