what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Your hairline is so big the Niagara Falls said “oh looks like we’ve got some competition
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall. The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty. After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks. Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!".
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What always roars, but can not talk. What always moves, but can not walk
A waterfall
what do you call fallen water a waterfall
