Server jokes
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Man asking waitress, "Pardon me, miss, may I ask you about the menu, please?"
Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the check.
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks confused and says, "Oh really? You have a drink named 'Bob'??"
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."
An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
"Just killed a woman, feeling good."
- Tommyinnit
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."