Server

Server Jokes

Menu

Man asking waitress, "Pardon me, miss, may I ask you about the menu, please?"

Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"

Hooker

How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.

Grasshopper

A grasshopper jumps into a bar.

The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."

The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"

Bleach

Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".

Waitress

Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?

Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the check.

Gold

A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”

Grasshopper

A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks confused and says, "Oh really? You have a drink named 'Bob'??"

Girlfriend

Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."

Bar

An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

Roblox

Roblox Talent Shows be like:

Host: Next Up is Bob!

Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-

*Buzzing Noises*

Judges: You suck!

Bob: I'm reporting!

*Bob get's kicked from the server*

Restaurant

A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.

The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."

So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"

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  • Orphan

    I made a website for orphans.

    Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.

    Discord server

    Knock knock.

    Who's there? Discord server.

    Discord server who?

    This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.

    Mama

    Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

    Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.

    Orphan

    A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."