Server

Server jokes

Menu

  • Man asking waitress, "Pardon me, miss, may I ask you about the menu, please?"

    Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"

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  • Hooker

  • How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.

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  • Grasshopper

  • A grasshopper jumps into a bar.

    The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."

    The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"

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  • Grasshopper

  • A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks confused and says, "Oh really? You have a drink named 'Bob'??"

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  • Girlfriend

  • Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."

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  • Roblox

  • Roblox Talent Shows be like:

    Host: Next Up is Bob!

    Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-

    *Buzzing Noises*

    Judges: You suck!

    Bob: I'm reporting!

    *Bob get's kicked from the server*

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  • Restaurant

  • A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.

    The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."

    So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"

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  • Mama

  • Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

    Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.

    Orphan

  • A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."