Server Jokes

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Man asking waitress, " Pardon me miss may I ask you about the menu please?" Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"

A grasshopper jumps into a bar.

The bartender says "we've got a drink named after you."

The grasshopper says "seriously? Why would you name a drink named Callum?"

Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say bleach.

A block of gold walked into a bar, the bartender said ‘AU, get out!”

A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks confused and says, "Oh really? You have a drink named 'Bob'??"

Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant I asked the waiter "People under 12 eat free right" the water confirmed that yes people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "but I'm 13.

Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers? Me: No, but i`ll arm wrestle you for the check.

An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

Roblox Talent Shows be like: Host: Next Up is Bob! Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian- *Buzzing Noises* Judges: You suck! Bob: I'm reporting! *Bob get's kicked from the server*

I created a website for Orphans but there was no homepage

a man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili the waiter said "sorry sir this is a Asian restaurant". So he stretches his eyes and says "oh herro can i get some chiri".

Say Ihop ness: i made you eat your pees:🤦

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately it doesn't have a home page.

where did sally go during the bombing, EVERYWHERE. your mama is so fat, that when she was playing online, SHE CRASHED THE WHOLE SERVER.

He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe

A kid goes in to a restaurant without parents and a waitress came up and said you have to leave this is a family restaurant

i made a website for an orphan it had no homepage