Walk jokes

So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.

Why can Jesus walk on water?

Because rubbish floats.

If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?

Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...

"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"

So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."

Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"

So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”

The bartender says, “No, only women.”

The man then leaves.

What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?

KIT-KAT :p

What has legs but can't walk?

A veteran.

Hi, I did not get your walk.

I did a good walk and I...

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.

Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"

After all these walkers, you still walk over me.

Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.

I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.

Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅

A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.

Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"

Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"

I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"