Walk jokes

Why can Jesus walk on water?

Because rubbish floats.

So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."

Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...

"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"

If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?

Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"

The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.

Which way do gay men walk?

One Direction.

A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.

One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."

My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.

They should have ducked.

Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?

I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.

I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"

During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"

A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”

The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”

A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.

Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"

Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"

I did a good walk and I...

Hi, I did not get your walk.