Walk jokes

A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”

The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”

The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.

They should have ducked.

Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?

My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."

A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.

One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.

Which way do gay men walk?

One Direction.

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."

Mommy, why is my name Brick???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.

Mommy, why is my name Rose???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.

Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."

I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.

I did a good walk and I...

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

Hi, I did not get your walk.

A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.

Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"

Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"

What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?

A waterfall.

A jumping cable walked into a bar and the bartender said,

"I will serve you, but don't start anything!"

During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"

I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"

A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.

He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.