A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth, it's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet
my grandma unplugged the internet cable so i unplugged her life support
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Steven Hawking Died due to the bios update, he shutdown cuz the power cable got chewed
How did Stephen Hawking die
Someone pulled his eithernet cable (he died of a blue screen)
:Charger: yo Phone :Phone: yeah Charger can I plug all in u :Phone: ayooo
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
So I'm the Cable Guy around the neighborhood and I do everybody's table so I walked into this one house and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs I was asking where her mom was and she wasn't answering and it looked like something was wrong so I asked if anything was wrong she didn't answer so I kind of raise my voice at her but she still didn't answer and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear
A jumping cable walked into a bar and the bartender said ̈i will serve you, but don't start anything! ̈
Why did Stephen Hawking die, his ethernet cable fell out
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to be brutally honest i think his wife let him die for money cos they could just plug him back in, surely they have an android cable about?
