A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth, it's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet
my grandma unplugged the internet cable so i unplugged her life support
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
How did Stephen Hawking die
Someone pulled his eithernet cable (he died of a blue screen)
Steven Hawking Died due to the bios update, he shutdown cuz the power cable got chewed
:Charger: yo Phone :Phone: yeah Charger can I plug all in u :Phone: ayooo
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
So I'm the Cable Guy around the neighborhood and I do everybody's table so I walked into this one house and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs I was asking where her mom was and she wasn't answering and it looked like something was wrong so I asked if anything was wrong she didn't answer so I kind of raise my voice at her but she still didn't answer and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear
A jumping cable walked into a bar and the bartender said ̈i will serve you, but don't start anything! ̈
Why did Stephen Hawking die, his ethernet cable fell out
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to be brutally honest i think his wife let him die for money cos they could just plug him back in, surely they have an android cable about?
