Walk jokes
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
A burrito walked off a building.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
What's something you shouldn't tell a paraplegic that's being confronted by a bully?
Just walk away.
Why did Stephen Hawking's girlfriend finish with him? Because he would never walk her home.
When does Stephen Hawking cross the road?
When it says "DON'T WALK."
Why does everyone think Stephen Hawking is drunk?
Because he can't even walk.
Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.
Stephen Hawking can't walk the walk or talk the talk.
What shoe size is Stephen Hawking?
It doesn't matter—he can't walk anyway.
Which is the odd one out? FISH, SNAKE, STEPHEN HAWKING, HORSE.
Horse, of course — the rest can't walk.
What idiot said to Stephen Hawking, "You can't run before you can walk"?
When a sign says "Do Not Walk on the Grass," it does not apply to Stephen Hawking.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
I walk into school, and look up praying.
"Man, would be a shame if the buildings fell from an airplane."
Nothing happened. There is no God.