yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common? Dogs get loved
My bff asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?" I said: "Why?" My bff says: "Well its because he was already cheating." I said: "KNEW IT!"
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee. SO his mom said he can have one. He got an esspresso not knowing depresso came with it.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can i have some milk?"
He waited for three hours to get an answer.
His mom finally said: "No your dad still isn't back with it."
School teacher: "Hey kid. why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me"
School teacher: "Your daddy must of really needed that milk"
whats the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them Option 2: walk away Option 3: kill eachother.
Me: why can't i just kms and leave them the pain?