yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: “Are you pregnant?”
My bff asked me: “You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?” I said: “Why?” My bff says: “Well its because he was already cheating.” I said: “KNEW IT!”
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee. SO his mom said he can have one. He got an esspresso not knowing depresso came with it.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”