I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. So the person was yelling at a kid for being a thief, right? Then the kid's mom shows up and tells them to watch their language. But instead of apologizing, the person sassily says "English, bitch!" which is funny because it's unexpected and rude. You probably do not know what "sassily" or "rude" means, so I'm going to move on.