A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
Salted Peanut
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the word "assaulted" and the fact that one peanut is "salted". It's wordplay, get it? And by the way, I bet you eat your boogers, you silly goose!