Al Qaeda

Al Qaeda Jokes

Terrorist

What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?

They can blow themselves up.

Difference

What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.

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  • Virgin

    Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.

    Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.

    Bin Laden

    Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.

    He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.

    Dad

    My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.

    Pilot

    It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

    He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

    Teeth

    I've been drinking from a tall cup.

    His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

    Difference

    What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?

    Not too sure. I just fly the drone.

    Bet

    Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

    They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

    Drone

    What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?

    "I don't know man, I just fly the drones."