What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
Whats the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
