Al Qaeda

Al Qaeda jokes

Terrorist

What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?

They can blow themselves up.

Difference

What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.

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    Virgin

    Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.

    Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.

    Bin Laden

    Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.

    He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.

    Dad

    My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.

    Pilot

    It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

    He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

    Teeth

    I've been drinking from a tall cup.

    His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

    Difference

    What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?

    Not too sure. I just fly the drone.

    Bet

    Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

    They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

    Drone

    What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?

    "I don't know man, I just fly the drones."

    Community

    1944, October 7: An uprising happens in Birkenau, destroying machines that murdered many Jews. 1948, May 14, the UN declares that the Mandatory State of Palestine is replaced by Eretz Yisrael, or, the Land of Israel. On that day, all the surrounding countries launched a ruthless attack, and spawned a wave of minor terror acts. The terror acts grew after the 6-day war in 1967. 1973, October 7: Yom Kippur; On this date… Read more

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